there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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