idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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