i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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