How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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