Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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