Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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