As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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