better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
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