does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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