She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
not ubering you a puppy
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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