worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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