sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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