I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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