We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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