There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
is wine microwaveable?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
Randomize
