I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
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