Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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