ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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