That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Quick, to the slutcave!
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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