Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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