Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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