there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
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