Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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