Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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