My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Randomize
