I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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