summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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