Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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