I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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