i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Randomize
