I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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