As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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