careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Randomize
