at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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