So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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