One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
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