Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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