nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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