That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
i think my cat just said my name.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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