goodnight i made you a song goodbye
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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