i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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