Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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