What did we do last night that was yellow?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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