Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
i believe in u and ur pee
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
