Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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