do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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