i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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