Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
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