She's JV to your varsity
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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