If i come over, it means nothing
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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